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Excited about AWP

Hello everyone. The big annual AWP conference is coming, and this year it’s coming to Chicago. “AWP” means “Association of Writing Programs,” and AWP is a big get-together of writers, teachers, and literary magazines over a three-day exhausamazingthon. Yes, you are allowed to use that word in Scrabble. At the end of February I’m flying to sunny, balmy Chicago, along with my friend Matt Blasi, to run the Story Quarterly table in the bookfair. If you are going, say hi. If you wanted to go but can’t, I’m really sorry (tickets sold out a few days ago, abruptly and unexpectedly).

The conference has three main draws:

1. The many panels, where four or five writers team up to give a short lecture on a particular topic. Click the link to see really how many there are. I’m especially looking forward to seeing Cathy Day speak about the teaching of novel writing, on Thursday lunch.

2. The bookfair. Here, writing programmes, literary magazines, independent publishers, strange book-related businesses spread their wares. You wander the aisles chatting to vendors about their goods, buy a suitcase’s worth of discounted magazines, or spot your hero sitting at her publisher’s table, eating a slice of cake. I saw Mary Gaitskell eating a slice of cake last year, and I ran up and gushed. She was kind.

3. Readings. Both in and outside the conference, established and not so established writers give readings and interviews. Last year I saw Gary Shteyngart and Amy Hempel give a joint reading, and the year before went to a bookshop reading by the amazing Robin Black.

Three tips for remaining sane:

1. Bring snacks. The conference’s food is so expensive even Romney would protest.

2. Take a weekend-long break from ambition and self-pity. AWP sold 9,500 tickets this year. That means that after you eliminate agents and publishers (say, 100 tickets), high school field trips (say, 1,000), magazine editors and employees (1,ooo), and crazy Margaret Atwood stalkers (c. 500), that still leaves 7,100 people milling nearby who want to be writers. Is there really room for seven thousand more Hemingways? A little voice will whisper, “It’s you or them. Kill them all.” Ignore this voice, smile, and sip a little more of your five dollar mineral water.

3. Take breaks. Get fresh air regularly, leave panels as soon as questions begin (the answers are rarely worth the twenty-minutes of downtime you gain before the next hour’s panels start), and see something of the city that isn’t AWP. Chicago sounds excellent for that. I am looking to explore a little wildly.

The beginnings of a drinking game (I will add more rules as they come to me. Suggest more in the comments, and I will add them.) Carry a flask of something strong, and drink when:

1. You ask a literary magazine, “What kind of stories would you say you are looking for?” and they reply, dully, vacantly, “We like all kinds of stories.”

2. You ask a tiny independent press, who makes beautiful tiny books, “So, how do you promote these books? How do you market them?” and they merely blink a few times in response, wide-eyed and silent, like the final flaps of a dying butterfly’s wings.

3. You spot someone respected and important in the booth for a writing programme you have always been interested in, yet cannot speak to him because a young man is hogging him, droning on in a vacuous urge to impress, or in a failed attempt to obscure the essential vacuum within. “Yeah, I just love a community, and, like, since I stopped my undergrad, it’s just been so hard to write, so I’m really glad I could tell you about my earlier teacher, who always told me…”

Drink. Three for now. More to come.

Best wishes.

Daniel

How to sell a literary magazine at the AWP conference

AWP was less challenging and overwhelming for me this year, partly because I knew what to expect. Imagine three huge halls, in an unclear spatial relationship to one another, each filled with dozens and dozens of tables and displays, promoting and selling literary magazines, MFA programmes, and independent presses. Among these tables walk thousands of writers, people who want the same thing you want, who may be geniuses, who may be frauds, you forever wondering in which camp you fall, while in side rooms, talks are going on about literature and teaching and publishing, and, across the city, that night, are parties and readings and networking dinners.

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I was extremely glad to have come with the Story Quarterly table, which gave me a little status in the nightmarish crowd (AWP whiffs a little of the unpleasant air of haves and have-nots) and as soon as I arrived at the conference, early Friday morning, I found (with difficulty) our table, and, finding it not yet occupied, I began selling.

I love it.

I love selling the journal at AWP, as it brings out the gregarious me without invoking his sullen, moralistic twin, as might happen were the product more expensive. What was funny was that all weekend, people complimented me, and, when he arrived, my friend Matt Blasi, on our sales technique. My teachers and classmates watched me talk, and, slightly amazed, often began giggling at key moments in my pitch, or yelled out a price of their own devising. Neither intervention was helpful.

This next fact is worrying: many, many people, as we chatted, suggested that no other table had really worked to get them to buy, or even look at, a magazine. I spent a lot of time wandering that floor, and I would agree that at best, four or five tables, out of dozens, made any effort to impress their magazine or book on me. Rose Metal press, Dos Passos, Rougarou, the Florida Review, Ploughshares, and a few notable others tried to engage me in either their work or the process of being that work’s editor. The majority seemed to consider it my duty to be interested in the stories and poems they published.

Here, in contrast, is my sales method, which has been very successful both years I’ve been to the conference. I’m lucky to have a reasonably big-name product, but with different words, the same process could be used for even the smallest magazine or chapbook (I would then stress personal involvement, authenticity, smashing convention). The goal is simply to distinguish yourself from the noise of the fair.

First, catch someone’s eye as they meander past. Anyone who avoids looking, or is pacing at speed, ignore. Let them go: you don’t need them.

Say to the slow, with a smile, “Hi.”

If that gains you their attention, ask,

“Do you know Story Quarterly?”

This usually gets the customer to come to the table and pick up a copy, leafing through its many pages of fiction. I found that speaking a little quietly worked well, as it forced people to step closer. Then, once they have a copy in their hands, and are admiring its firm binding, say:

“Do you write fiction? You do? I could tell. You didn’t look like a poet. They wear those funny hats. If you are a fiction writer, you need to read Story Quarterly. It’s a distinguished literary magazine, been around for decades, now run out of the Rutgers-Camden MFA—if you find anyone in this hall with white hair, and ask them about Story Quarterly, they will cry a little because they admire it so much. It isn’t easy to get into, but we take submissions all year round. You should sign up to our mailing list. We’ve got distinguished, established writers in here, and completely new writers, too. Madison Smartt Bell, Adam Mansbach, Paul Lisicky. And we’re selling it at a big discount today.”

The person asks, “How much?”

Pause.

“Okay. Normally, it’s ten dollars. But today, we’re selling it for half price: two for ten. You get both the latest and the previous issue for just ten dollars.”

Later, we ran out of issue 43, and so the deal changed to simply half price.

If the person says, “I’ll come back later,” say, “All right, but last year, we sold out. I had to kill people just to keep the last copy in my hands. So come back early.”

If the person says, “I’ve already got too many magazines,” reply, “Throw those other ones away.”

If, “I’m a poet,” then say, “Move along. We can’t help you.” Poets love it when you say that.

I also, while walking around the bookfair, mentioned to other journals that I was working on the SQ table, and that we were selling at a big discount, and apparently a few people did come by, one mysterious individual throwing money at my colleagues and running off with a copy. 

Other great lines I heard:

From Ploughshares, “This competition’s so good, I want to quit just so I can enter it.”

From Rosemetal: “You buy this book (the Field Guide to Flash Fiction), and the worst thing that can happen is you end up with six great new pieces of flash fiction.”

On Friday, one young woman asked me, “Are you even allowed to sell things at AWP?” She was mistaken, of course, but had walked through the bookfair in order to reach my table, so had managed to continue believing this after passing twenty or more stalls. This, I think, is a worrying sign, in American Literature’s biggest annual market for small presses. Over and over that weekend, I wondered about this literary world, which often seems determined to produce writing that is not intended to be read.

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